Triple Cooked Poutine

Essayer cette recette et vous ne serez pas déçu, qui dit que le français peut cuisiner seulement un poutine. Cette merde est incroyable. I don't even speak french, you have to love freetranslation. Regardless this poutine recipe I came up with is ridiculous. Why is it called tripled cooked? FIGURE IT OUT- because the fries are cooked in 3 different steps and different methods to give them that good hard crunch on outside and still soft on the inside, kind of like my good asian friend. ƒuc-king delicious.

yukon gold potatoes skin on (ask for triple cooked process)

gravy (ask for recipe)

white cheddar cheese curds

oil

cold water

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Crack N Cheese

like Wu-Tang said " C.R.E.A.M," but here, Cheese Rules Everything Around Me. This is home made Crack N Cheese or as some call it, macaroni and cheese. ƒuc-king delicious.

bacon

short cut pasta

boneless/skinless chicken breasts

graded white cheddar cheese

graded gruyere cheese

chicken stock

butter

onion

paprika/nutmeg/thyme/parsley

whole milk

flour

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Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Chicken

Tastes better than it looks. ƒuc-king delicious

boneless/skinless chicken breast tenderized

 strips of bacon

balsamic vinegar

broccoli

red pepper

cucumber

onion

garlic

feta cheese

salt/pepper

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Pulled Pork Egg-rolls

Here I mixed Asian with North American. Pulled pork with BBQ sauce, green onion, chipotle mayo and a side of coleslaw is a good meal. But one of my friends is Asian, so I rolled that up into Pulled Pork Egg-Rolls. ƒuc-king delicious.

egg roll wrappers

BBQ sauce - (ask for recipe)

chipotle mayo sauce - (ask for recipe)

pork shoulder

coleslaw, green onions.

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Coconut and Custard Stuffed Pastry

This is one is just ƒuc-king delicious.

coconut custard (ask for recipe)

egg roll wrappers

chocolate ganache (ask for recipe)

fresh cut strawberries

toasted and crushed walnuts

powdered sugar

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Chicken and Shrimp Creole

A Chicken went on a date with a Shrimp and they ƒuc-ked on a bed of rice. This is their baby. ƒuc-king delicious.

shrimp (peeled and tailed)

chicken breast

tomato sauce/canned crushed tomatoes

worcestershire sauce

hot sauce

seasoning of choice (I used cajun and chipotle)

green onion

carrots/celery/green peppers/onion/garlic

rice

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Double Chocolate Ice Cream Macadamia Sandwich

During a scrimage at practice, Jose Calderon, Demar Derozan and Reggie Evans fought for a loose ball. Calderon got stuck between Derozen and Evans. ƒuc-king delicous.

double chocolate cookies (ask for recipe)

vanilla ice cream 

macadamia nuts

chocolate sauce

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Ranch Marinated Chicken Wings

Redbull doesn't give you wings, Chickens do. Ever heard of a Ranch Chicken? If you said yes your a liar. I invented it. Its a new breed, and it's tasty. Especially when it's deep fried or baked. I'm the chicken wing king. ƒuc-king Delicious.

ranch dressing powder

chicken wings

panko bread crumbs

eggs/milk/flour

cayenne pepper

salt/pepper

fresh parsley

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Honey-Jalapeno Udon Chicken

This one definitely tastes better then it looks, I can assure you this is unreal. Dr Suess had his green eggs and ham. Who the ƒuc-k does green eggs and ham. I did green chicken and green Udon. ƒuc-king delicious.

udon noodles

jalapeno

honey

green pepper

chicken breast

salt/pepper

fresh ginger

cilantro 

soya sauce

sesame oil

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Deep Fried Creme-Brule

Multicultural ish. Creme Brule wrapped and deep friend in an egg roll topped with torched brown sugar. It'll torch the shit out of your taste buds. ƒuc-king delicious.

egg roll wrapper

creme-brule custard - (ask for recipe)

brown sugar

torch

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Deep Fried Strawberry-Chocolate Ganache

At ƒuc-king ƒood, we don't discriminate against any cultures. So for all my french ƒuc-kers we got the Ganache. An egg roll pastry stuffed with chocolate ganache and strawberries, topped with chocolate sauce, strawberries and crushed walnuts, dusted with some powered sugar. ƒuc-king delicious.

egg roll wrapper

chocolate ganache - (ask for recipe)

fresh cut strawberries

crushed and toasted walnuts

chocolate sauce - (ask for recipe)

powdered sugar

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Filet Mignon With Horseradish-Wine Sauce

I'm getting stunk on this one folks: Steak Drunk. Tender Filet mignon with horseradish-wine sauce. Great unintentional way of getting your date drunk. You wont need to ƒuc-k the ƒood after this meal. ƒuc-king delicious.

filet mignon.

sauce - cream, horseradish, red wine, garlic, whole peppercorns, thyme, salt, pepper.

spinach - butter, garlic, salt, pepper

potatoes - butter, salt, pepper, thyme, garlic.

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Stuffed Pepper With Baked Gouda Cheese

Ever cut open a pepper before? Shit's empty. So i decided to stuff it like Augustus Gloop's face with tons of goodness. Goodness that'll give you a stomachgasm. ƒuc-king delicious.

stuffed pepper with half ground sausage (spicy) and half ground beef.

stuffed with;
sauteed onions
wild rice
marinara sauce
cheese
lemon juice
garlic
hot sauce
green onion
baked gouda cheese

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